Camera zooms in on a bloated belly in slow-motion, black and white
Leftover party food lies abandoned on the table
Bonnie Tyler’s dramatic chorus kicks in
Our hero raises arms to the sky – a cry for help
Enter: the glorious bottle of Relaxiv™, colors burst back to life
Chorus overlaps with “total relief from the fart” – audience loses it
⚠️ – Disclaimer
This parody is inspired by the original lyrics of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler. All rights to the original song belong to its respective creators. This version is purely for humorous and creative purposes.
A digestive power ballad for everyone who’s ever faced silence, fear… and a dangerously tight waistband.
🎵 Full parody lyrics
🎶 [Intro – soft, tense]
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit bloated and I feel a subtle shift inside…
(Turn around)
Every now and then I hear a tiny whisper that begins to swell and rise…
(Turn around)
Every now and then I clench a little stronger, but the battle starts to slide…
(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then I sigh… and die a little bit inside…
🎶 [Chorus – full drama]
And I need you now tonight…
And I need you more than ever…
If I let this moment go
You will know, oh you will definitely know forever! 😬
And we’ll only hold it right…
If we sit completely still…
There’s a danger in this room,
If I shift — the fate is sealed.
There’s nothing I can do…
🎭 A total eclipse of the fart…
Once upon a time I was calm and proud,
Now I brace in every mart…
🎭 There’s nothing I can do…
🎭 It’s a total eclipse of the fart.
Copywriter’s Takeaway
Humor + taboo = instant memorability.
Say the unsayable — and you’ll be remembered forever (even if they forget everything else).📝 Curious how this wild idea was born?
Read the story behind the parody →
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