When Your Belly Steals the Spotlight (and the Cake)

Inspired by Bonnie Tyler’s dramatic classic “Total Eclipse of the Heart”, this is a digestive parody titled:

🎵 “Total Eclipse of the Fart” 🎵
A love letter to bloated bellies and comedic timing.


It was supposed to be a birthday celebration. You know, laughter, food, hugs… and way too much potato salad. Somewhere between the second serving of lasagna and the third slice of cake, my jeans made a sound I’ll never forget. A heroic little pop as the button surrendered.

I slumped into an armchair, bloated beyond hope, looking like a sentimental sofa cushion — the kind that holds in emotions and… everything else. That’s when it hit me. The silence. The pressure. The prophecy:

🎵 There’s nothing I can do… a total eclipse of the fart… 🎵

Yes. A Bonnie Tyler moment. But make it digestive.


The Copy That Doesn’t Fear Pressure

This wasn’t just a case of party regret. This was a story worth selling.

Imagine a TV spot:

  • Camera zooms in on a bloated belly in slow-motion, black and white
  • Leftover party food lies abandoned on the table
  • Bonnie Tyler’s dramatic chorus kicks in
  • Our hero raises arms to the sky – a cry for help
  • Enter: the glorious bottle of Relaxxive™, colors burst back to life
  • Chorus overlaps with “total relief from the fart” – audience loses it

A taboo. A bloat. A breakthrough.

That’s Ad Pocalypse.
Where no topic is too weird, too loud, or too… gassy.

See the full ad here: [Relaxxive™ – Total Eclipse of the Fart]


Copywriter Takeaway

Humor + taboo = content that sticks.
The more awkward, the more honest. Brave copy doesn’t hide — it lingers (just like… you know what).


Feeling the Pressure Too?

Got an idea bubbling inside?
Don’t let it fade — share it before it escapes.
👉 Contact me and let’s release greatness together.


This is not a real product. Relaxiv™ is a fictional remedy for fictional bloating in an uncomfortably real world. But the laughter is 100% organic.

📂 Category: Ad Pocalypse

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